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Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.
Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.
Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mera ptaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi...
Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo...
- A Dog Named Sex Usually everyone who has a dog would call him Rover or something, well I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name...
- We're Lesbians Santa is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
He calls the bartender over and says, "I`d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink.... - Half Sisters! Pappu: Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.
Santa: Wow kaun hai vo kushnasib ladki?
Pappu:- Pinky, apne Padosi Gupta ji ki Beti.
Santa: Ohh no beta... - Legal and Logical... After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about... - Birth Control Pills! An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said...
