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Boy: I want to be in a relationship.
Girl: It's okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one ?
Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.
Boy: That's okay, I also have my condition.
Girl: Which one ?
Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!
Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye... Arre I was kidding jaanu...
- A Quickie! A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous... - The Irish Hooker Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
"Twenty pounds," she whispers... - Viagra Dosage! An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That`s no problem. How many do you want... - No More Shake Please... Little Johnny was in trouble again.....He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state`s evidence was overwhelming...
- Like Father, Like Daughter Girl to her boyfriend: You know my eyes are just like mom, isn`t it cute...?
Boy: Yes, but you never noticed your boobs like just as your dad`s....
