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Ek hot and sexy ladki, sabziwale se: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 phaayde hon!
Sabziwala: Ye lo madam, Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye toh aloo matar ke saath paka lena... Nahin toh...
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahin toh...
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo toh...
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahin toh...
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahin toh phir...
6: Murabba bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na ho toh...
7: Achaar bana lena !!!
Janab aap jo dhoond rahe ho waisa yaha kuch nahin hai...
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- No After Shave Please! An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when...
- Pappu Rocks! Santa: Itni Raat ko kahan gaye the.. ??
Pappu: Apni girlfriend se milne.
Santa: Itni Raat Ko... - Stubborn Girlfriend A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I feel like I could just ...
