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Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.
Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake mein khada kar sakte hai???
Wife neend mein thi, vo gusse se boli: Nahi.... Bilkul nahin
Husband bechaara chup ho gya lekin us se cntrol nahi hora tha... isliye vo hila ke so gya.
Thodi der baad wife boli: Sory dear! Aap apna ummeedwaar humare ilaake mein khada kar sakte ho.
Husband bola: Ab koi jarurat nahi hai, hamare ummeedwaar ne Congress ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai.
- Pappu's Virgin Wife! Back when Pappu first became engaged to Pinki, he spoke to his father, "Pinki assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son" replied Santa... - What's a Condom ? Science Teacher to a girl: CONDOM ka full form batao?
Ek Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya... - Lalten and Sex! Santa ki suhagrat pe light chali gayi...!
Santa apne naukar se bola: Tu lalten pakad, main SEX karta hoon...
Naukar ne lalten pakdi aur Santa SEX karne laga... - Sher Ka Pinjra... Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha... - The Best Pub!n An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but...
