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Girl after Romance asked her Boyfriend:
Tum Itna Jaldi Kyun Thak Jaate Ho, Main Toh Nahi Thakti.
Boyfriend: Sadak Kabhi Khatam Hoti Hai Kya??? Hamesha Petrol Hi Khatam Hota hai...
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch RaheThey???
Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nahin Hai... Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
Boy (shocked): Abhi Toh Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Laua Hun!!!
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir se tumhe hi Lag Gaya...
- Honeymoon Couples! Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot...
- Embarassing Medical Exams A man comes into the ER and yells... My wife`s going to have her baby in the cab.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady`s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed... - Real Cowboy! An Indian is walking home from a long night of hard partying in the hot morning sun when he finds a cowboy hat on the side of the road. He picks it up and looks at it and thinks...
- A Difficult Golf Putt An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance...
- Ugliest Tits An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After they were both totally bombed...
