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A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one.
She gets a Santa suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black Santa! Get another suit!
Wife, gets pissed and brings a bamboo stick.
Negro: What am I to do with this?
Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!
- Love and Sex! A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex...
Blonde: Tell me, what is sex ?
Redhead: Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some... - Career in Nursing A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist`s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained.
"I tried to be a secretary and failed... - The Wedding Night! John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex. "We`ll have to wait until we are married," she told him. So he waits. They are engaged three years, and finally the big day...
- Unfaithful Wife! A rich widow dies in a car accident with one of her many lovers. As she faces St. Peter he aks her if she has any special requests before he sends her on...
- Potion for Erectile Dysfunction On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian...
