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Pappu: Papa, Aap Ko School Mein Teacher Ne Bulaya Hai.
Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?
Pappu: Maths Teacher Ne Poocha 7*9 Kitna Hota Hai. Maine Bola 63. Phir Teacher Ne Poocha 9*7 Kitna Hota Hai?
Santa: Ek Hi To Baat Hui Benchod. Chutiya Samjha Hai Kya?
Pappu: Exactly...Maine Bhi Yahi Bola.
Next Day
Pappu: Papa, Aap Teacher Se Mile Kya?
Santa: Nahin.
Pappu: Teacher Se Mat Milna. Ab Aapko Principal Se Milne Ke Liya Bulaya Hai.
Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?
Pappu: PT Teacher Ne Aaj Class Me Bola Right Hand Upar Karo, Phir Left Hand Upar Karo, Ab Right Leg Upar Karo, Phir Left Leg Upar Karo...
Santa: To Khada Kya Lund Pe Hoga!
Pappu: Exactly, Maine Bhi Yahi Bola.
Next Day
Pappu: Papa, Aap Principal Se Mile The Kya Aaj?
Santa: Nahin.
Pappu: Ab Mat Jana Milne Kisi Se Bhi... Mujhe School Se Ek Hafte K Liye Suspend Kar Diya Hai.
Santa: Ab Kya Ho Gaya?
Pappu: Mujhe Principal Ke Office Me Bulaya Tha. Wahan Maths Teacher, PT Teacher Aur Arts Teacher The.
Santa: Ab Arts Teacher Kya Wahaan Apni Maa Chudaane Aaya Tha?
Pappu: Exactly... Maine Bhi Yahi Bola....!!!
- Stop Screwing My Wife! Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, "Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?"
Geno replies, "Hell no, I would never... - When The Fly Goes Down... There is a fish in a lake watching a fly 3 inches above the water. The fish thinks if that fly goes down three inches I`ll get it. Meanwhile on the bank a bear is watching the fish and the fly and thinks...
- Die-Hard Golfers Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead. Arriving at those pearly gates...
- The Rules of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole... - 12 Inch Ka Ghoda Baadshah Akbar Ke Paar Ek 12 Inch Ka Chhota Sa, Pyara Sa Ghoda Tha.
Birbal: Jahanpanah... Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila?
Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Unse Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain....
