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Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Golu: Yaar Ek Baat Toh Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?
Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Yaar Ye Tho Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi.
Pappu, Jab 4 Month Ka Tha Tab Santa Apni Wife Jeeto Se: Tum Pappu Ko Kya Pilati Ho?
Preeto: Doodh Aur Orange Juice.
Santa Ye Sun Kar Hawa Mein Uchhla Aur Biwi Se Bola: Oye, Tune Kabhi Bataya Nahi Ki Orange Juice Kis Side Se Aata Hai???
Banta: Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
Santa: Tu Daar Mat Yaar, Agar Sapnay Sach Hotay Toh Main Pata Nahin Kitne Bachchon Ka Baap Hota.
English Teacher: Aaj Sabko 'My Best Friend' Par 10 Lines Likhni Hain.
Thodi Der Baad Pappu 1 Uthkar Puchta Hai: Madam, 'Bhosdi Ke' Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain...????
Pappu's Roomate: Yaar, Kal Exam Hai, Tum Mujhe Subah Jaldi Utha Dena.
Epic Reply From Pappu: Mera Pakad Kar So ja, Ye Subah mujhse pehle Uth Jaata Hai!!!
- What is Love??? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love.
Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love."
"Very good," said the teacher... - Santa & Pappu Jokes Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka... - The Touch of the Princess Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS... but there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid...
- Santa Da Jawab Nahin Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
Santa Hzdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki... - Negotiating with a Hooker Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.
"Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab....