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Santa: Itni Raat ko kahan gaye the.. ??
Pappu: Apni girlfriend se milne.
Santa: Itni Raat Ko? Kisliye...?
Pappu: Haan papa...
Santa: Nalayak main puch raha hun ki kiss liye... ??
Pappu: Haan papa kiss liye... bahut Sare liye...
- Gathbandhan!!! Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.
Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake... - Actual Witness! When the father discovered that his teen-age daughter had made love with her boyfriend at a wild party, he insisted...
- Pappu's Virgin Wife! Back when Pappu first became engaged to Pinki, he spoke to his father, "Pinki assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son" replied Santa... - What's a Condom ? Science Teacher to a girl: CONDOM ka full form batao?
Ek Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya... - Lalten and Sex! Santa ki suhagrat pe light chali gayi...!
Santa apne naukar se bola: Tu lalten pakad, main SEX karta hoon...
Naukar ne lalten pakdi aur Santa SEX karne laga...
