Pathan's Interview

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    Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:

    CONSULATE: Your name please?
    Pathan: Gul khan.

    CONSLATE: Sex ?
    Pathan: Ten times a week.

    CONSULATE: I mean male or female?
    Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too.

    CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
    Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides.

    CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
    Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile?
    Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style.

    CONSULATE: Oh dear!!!
    Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.
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