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Boy: I want us to be in a relationship.
Girl: Okay, theek hai, but sirf ek condition pe
Boy: Which one ?
Girl: No SEX because I am Preserving it for my future husband.
Boy: That's perfectly okay, no problem. Meri bhi ek condition hai.
Gorl: And what's that?
Boy: Main koi kharcha nahin karunga for gifts and all that because I am also Preserving it for my future wife!
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