| Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda. Police: Apna license dikhao. Ladka: Nahin hai janaab. Police: Paise hain? Ladka: No. Police waale ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur kuch baal khich ke ukhaad liye. Ladka, in pain: Aisa kyun kiya? Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaant bhi nahi ukhad saka. |
| A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded with her husband, "Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning." "Darling, don't be so hasty," replied the husband, "give him another chance." |