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Boy: Can I Kiss you?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: Kiss k liye condom???
Girl: Sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!!
- Sexual Exhaustion! A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow`s final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition...
- For My Future Spouse Boy: I want to be in a relationship.
Girl: It`s okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one... - The Opportunist! A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold, can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate`s gorgeous.... - A Quickie! A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous... - The Irish Hooker Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
"Twenty pounds," she whispers...
