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Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
Ye Dekha Ke Santa Bada Impress Hua Aur Apni Pant Pe Likh Diya: Kurkure - Teda Hai Par Mera Hai!
Teache: Pappu, Pyar Jung Se Behtar Kyun Hai?
Pappu:O MAdam Ji... Aapko Itna Bhi Nahin Pata... Pyaar Isliya Behtar Hai Kyunki Condom Bandook Se Sasta Hota Hai.
Santa: Aaj Tumhari Behan Ko Ghar Mein Dkh Ke Badi Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Jeeto: Koi Pant Ye Jeans Pehan Lo... Payjame Mein Tumhaari Saari Khushi Dikh Rahi Hai.
Aunty: Pappu Beta, Ghodi Kab Chadoge???
Pappu: Kya Aunty Ji, Gharwalon Ne Abhi Ladki Bhi Nahin Dhundi Aur Aapne Position Bhi Soch Li...
Teacher: Isko English Mein Translate Karo - Ladi Kapde Pehan Chuki Jai.
Pappu: Oh Shit! We Are Late.
Santa: Aaj Subah Ek Aurat Ne Mujhe Lift Mein Peet Diya.
Banta: Vo Kyun?
Santa: Mein Uski Taraf Dekh Raha Tha... Usne Kaha 'Ek Daba Do'... Maine Daba Diya... Uske Baad Kuch Theek Se Yaad Nahin.
Jeeto Aur Preeto Aapas Mein Gupp-Shupp Ldaa Raha Thi... Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Tail Maalish Waala Gujarta Hai.
Jeeto: Dekho Vo Tail Wala Jaa Raha Hai... Usko Zara Rokna...
Preeto, Sharmaate Hue: Tail Waala Bhi Kabhi Ruka Hai.
- Highland Hospitality A traveling salesman was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage nearby so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander...
- Making a Car One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing," the kid asked.
"Well, you wanted a brother, so we`re making you one."
The next day, the father walks outside and sees... - Sexual Problems This guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him. The married guy replied, "great except for one problem, our sex life...
- Tharki Boyfriend Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?
Girl: Nahi... Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?
Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena... - Orange Pecker A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc my pecker has turned orange."
The doctor takes a look and says, "I`ve never seen anything like this before. We`ll have to run some tests to see if you...
