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Ek Baar Santa Ko Hichki Aayi.... Hichki Ke Saath Paad Bhi Nikal Gaya.....
Santa: Kamaal Hai Yaar!!!! Yaad Karne Waale Ne Toh Gaand Hi Phaad Di.
Santa, Apne Bete Pappu Se: Oye Pappu, So Jaa, Nahin Toh Bhoot Aa Jayega.
Pappu: Aap Logon Ko Toh Bas Sex Karne Ka Bahaana Chahiye..... Chahe Bachhe Ki Phat Jaaye Bhoot Ke Naam Se......
Pappu, Apne Dston Se: Ek Scientist Aisi BRA Banana Chahta Tha, Jismein Bhagte Huye Girls Ke Boobs Na Hilein Aur Bheegne Par Nipples Na Dikhe...
Pappu's Friends: Hain??? Sache Mein? Kya Bol Raha Ha Yaar Tu????
Pappu: Yaar Tension Mat Lo, Maar Diya BC Ko...
Pappu's appeal to college going girls:
Please Waise T-Shirts Na Pehne Jin Par Kuch Likha Hota Hai, Kyunki Jab Hu Woh Padhne Ki Kosish Karte Hain Toh Sab Galat Matlab Nikaane Lagte Hai. Dhanyavaad!!!
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- Heaven or Hell? An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She`s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams...
- One Word or Two? An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married...
- 'Old' is when... ...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can`t do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new...
