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Suhagrat Mein Santa Ne Biwi Se Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar Sex Kiya Hai?
Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.
Santa: Mere Pass Check Karne Ka Meter Hai... Abhi Daal Ke Check Kar Lunga.
Biwi: Ek Baar... Vo Bhi Galti Se.
Santa: Jhooth Mat Bol, Mere Pass Meter Hai.
Mujhe Maaf Kar Do... 10-15 Baar Kiya Hai.
Santa: Sach Bata Warna Main Meter Laga Raha Hun.
Biwi: Ja Kanjra, Laga Le Meter... Jitni Baar Maine Sex Kiya Hai Na... Utne Number Toh Tere Meter Mein Bhi Nahi Honge...
- What is Love? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...
- Hats off to all MEN If sex without wife`s consent is rape...Then by this logic:
Spending husband`s money by the wife without his consent is a breach of trust... - Boldest Proposal Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj... - Open Casket Funeral There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to...
- Rules of the Pee Wee Golf Club 1. Ladies are prohibited from touching gentlemen`s balls, either with hands or clubs.
2. All holes must be kept clean.
3. Gentlemen making a hole-in-one, must change lady partners....
