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Ek Aadmi Govt. Office Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.
Interviewer: Aapki Koi Majboori Toh Nahi?
Aadmi: Ji Sir, Darasal Main Pehle Fauj Mein Tha, Jung Ke Dauraan Meri Taangon Ke Darmiyaan Ek Bomb Phata Aur Mere Tatte Ud Gaye... Aur Ab Mujhe Kaam Ki Sakh Zaroorat Hai.
Interviewer: Yeh Toh Koi Problem Nahin Hai... Monday Se Aap Bas Join Kar Lo. Hum Sab 9 Baje Aate Hain, Lekni Aap 11 Baje Aana.
Aadmi: Aisa Kyun?
Interviewer: Hum Sab 11 Baje Tak Kuch Nahin Karte... Bas Tatte Khujaate Rehte Hain.
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