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Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Agar aap ko kuch ho jaye toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
Banta: Agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: Tab aapki biwi ko milenge.
Banta: Agar meri biwi na ho to?
Agent: Tab aapke parents ko ko milenge.
Banta: Aur agar woh bhi na hon?
Agent: Phir aap ke bhai ya behan ko milenge.
Banta: Sir ji, koi aisa tariqa batao ke paise mujhe milen?
Agent: Aap ko nahin mil sakte ye paise.
Banta: Yeh to policy na huyi, 'Meri Gaand' ho gayi, jo har koi le sakta hai, sirf main nahin le sakta.
- Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest... Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy... - It's Snack Time Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie... - A Complaint of Rape... Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape... - Investment Risk ! Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time... - Don't Mess with Banta Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....