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Banta Ki Biwi Came Naked In The Drawing Room To Serve Halwa To The Guests.
Banta Screamed: Beshram Aurat, Tu Hosh Mein Toh Hai?
Wife: Woh Jee Recipe Book Mein Aisa Hi Likha Tha... 'Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests Will Enjoy.'
Banta: Achcha Achcha, Phir Theek Hai.
- The Threat! Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince...
- The Whole Thing! Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems. They decided to see a marriage counselor. After some routine questions the counselor asked...
- Breast Surgery Mary: So somehow we started talking about doctors and hospitals and surgeries, and I told him about my breast surgery.
Jill: And then?
Mary: Well, naturally, he asked... - Adult Games! Mary: You`ll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
Janet: What happened?
Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her ass... - Sex Against the Wall A lady`s husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall.
Every night she used to go to the wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this!
He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex.
The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!"
Moral: Har Jagah Apna LAUDA Nahi Ghusana Chahiye!
