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Friend 1: Kal Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Uske Haath Main Kya Gift Dun?
Friend 2: Apna De De!!!
Friend 1: Mazaak Mat Kar Yaar, Koi Badi Cheez Bata.
Friend 2: Toh Mera De De!!!
Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi. Uske Saath Chota Bachha Baitha Use Dekh Raha Tha.
Ladki Bachche Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: Car Chalani Hai Kya?
Bachcha: Nahi Car Toh Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho Toh Horn Baja Loon?
Question: Which Is The Only Hindi Measurement Unit That Describes Time, Length, Weight, Heat, Light, Power, Noise Etc. Everything At Minimum Value?
Answer: Jhaant Barabar!!!
Question: Who Sang This Song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon, Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai, Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai, Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai.
Answer: An Erect Penis.
Tailor Ladki Ka Maap Lete Hue: Tumhaara Koi Boyfriend hai ?
Girl: Haan Ji Hai, Lekin Kyun ???
Tailor: Usse Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Zyaada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi.
- Oral Exam! On the last day of his French class, Professor Lint goes over the final exam.
"The exam will test your comprehension. It`ll be divided into two parts: a multiple choice exam, and... - Confessing Wives!!! A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest about confession. "I have an idea," said the priest. Why don`t you sit with me on my side of the confession booth and hear it for...
- Some Quick Naughty Stuff Wife: Jaanu, Aaj Sex Ho Jaye.
Husband: Aaj Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Aaj Condom Laana Bhul Gaya.
Wife: Teri Toh Roz Ki magaj Maari Hai... - The Night of April 1st Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 72 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my.... - Thawing Your Meat! A man goes into a hamburger stand and orders a burger. The waitress takes out two frozen patties and sticks them under her arms.
The man says, "What the heck are you doing...
