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Wife: Jaanu, Aaj Sex Ho Jaye.
Husband: Aaj Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Aaj Condom Laana Bhul Gaya.
Wife: Teri Toh Roz Ki magaj Maari Hai... Lamination Karva Le!
Ek Husband Sex Ke Baad Wife Ki Wife Ki BRA Dete Hue: Yeh Lo Apne Doodh k Dhakkan...
Unsatisfied Wife, Gusse Se, Underwear Dete Hue: 'Ye Lo Apne Murday ka Kafan...'
Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai: Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?
Dulhan: Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.
Height of Job satisfaction.
Stud gets a job in girls hostel...
After 2 months the owner asked: Arey Bhai, Tum Apni Salary Lene Kyun Nahin Aaye?
Stud, Badi Hairaani Se: KYA..!!!? Salary Bhi Milegi...!
Santa was looking at name plate of an air hostess above her left breast: KOMAL !
With lots of confusion he asked: Doosra Waala KADAK Hai Kya?
- Thawing Your Meat! A man goes into a hamburger stand and orders a burger. The waitress takes out two frozen patties and sticks them under her arms.
The man says, "What the heck are you doing... - My First Time... Do Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein Ek-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Pehli: Kal Mera First Time Tha.
Dusri: Oh Really, Kya Hua?
Pehli: Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar... - Indian Wife A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one... - Farak Toh Padta Hai Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.
Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle Sex Kiya Hua Tha... - Love and Sex! A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex...
Blonde: Tell me, what is sex ?
Redhead: Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some...
