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Eyes ke operation ke baad doctor ki fees bachane ke chakkar mein babu ji bole, "Doctor sahab mujhe kuch dikh nahin raha."
Doctor: Babu ji apni aankhien band kar lijiye aur phir dobara se dheere dheere kholiye."
Babu: Doctor sahab mujhe ab bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha."
Doctor apni nurse ko Babu ji ke samne kapde utarne ke liye kehta hai.
Babu: "Mujhe kuch bhi nazar nahi aa raha."
Doctor apni nurse ko taange kholney ke liye kehta hai.
Babu: "Doctor sahab mujhe such mein kuch nahi nazar aa raha hai."
Doctor: "Abey chutiya samjha hai kya, kuch nazar nahi aa raha toh ye neeche erection kaise aur kyun ho rahi hai?"
- The Auction! Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband: "How about the ones like... - Terrible Mix-up Mr. Lal went to the Doctor`s surgery to collect his wife`s test results...
- Open Wider! There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again... - Treatment of Baldness A man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn`t had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you.
1. Try acupuncture... It will be painful and I can`t guarantee you... - Parents' Occupation! The teacher in Little Johnny`s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Little Mary replied...
