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Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega!
Aadmi: Woh kaise?
Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru milenge, aur ek apsara milegi.....
Aadmi: Wah Yamraaj ji Wah... yeh toh Swarg hi Swarg hai!!!
Yamraaj: Puri baat suno bachcha... Glass mein "hole" hoga, lekin apsara mein nahin!
- Coming Out of the Closet I have always been embarrassed about my funny shaped penis and it has always affected my love life so much so, I went to see a therapist about it. At the end of the session...
- Partying, Russian Style A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says...
- Slept like a Rabbit!!! Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that`s a little ways away. When they get there...
- Day 1:
Pappu: Dad, you got called to school.
Santa: Why, what happened?
PAppu: Math teacher asked me what is... - A Blonde's Cooking Diary! Dear Diary,
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said...