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Science Teacher to a girl: CONDOM ka full form batao?
Ek Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya:
C - Catching
O - On
N - Natural
D - Drops
O - Of
M - Man's Leakage.
- Sher Ka Pinjra... Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha... - The Best Pub!n An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but... - Soft Serve... A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asked...
- Like The Movies A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing... - Two Story House! A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers...
