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Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:
PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;
SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;
DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;
BANG was a SOUND;
RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;
ASS was an ANIMAL;
SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;
HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;
BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;
NUTS meant DRYFRUITS;
and when I met you all, my friends... meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi!!!!
- Duck's Bad Day! This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender...
- Little Johnny Strikes Again The teacher asked the class to use the word `fascinate` in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad`s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating... - Cider Treatment! A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand, "Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want... - Things that sound dirty, but aren't! Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard... - Good News or Bad News??? Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi...
