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For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so there's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no means of transportation.
- Horse Auction A little boy attended a horse auction with his Parents. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down horse`s legs, bum and chest...
- Shipwrecked! A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile. One morning the sailor climbed...
- Cricket Enthusiast! An Australian prostitute had a tattoo of Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She said to Santa, "If you guess... - Circumcision Surgery This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed...
- Boob Stare! A lady with big boobs enters a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the rosary cross between her big boobs...
