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Teacher: Little Johnny! What do you want to be when you grow up.
Little Johnny: I want to be a rich man who will be spending money on new phones, laptops moving around with cars of the moment and flying around the world with a beautiful bitch by my side and fu@cki...
Teacher: Stop that nonsense Little Johnny! Mary tell the class what you want to be when you grow up.
Mary: I want to be Johnny's BITCH...
- A Good Night Out Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking.
Dorothy, "That nice bloke from next door asked me out. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer... - The Auction! Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband: "How about the ones like... - Terrible Mix-up Mr. Lal went to the Doctor`s surgery to collect his wife`s test results...
- Open Wider! There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again... - Treatment of Baldness A man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn`t had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you.
1. Try acupuncture... It will be painful and I can`t guarantee you...
