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Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler.
Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Little johnny answered, "No!"
Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Little Johnny answered no, again.
Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."
A little later, Little Johnny came out of the house with a cookie.
Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
Little Johnny asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!"
Little Johnny replied, "Then go f**ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."
- Things aren't always what they seem... He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....... back and forth...... back and forth..... in and out.....
- Use Condoms! In a Sex Education Class:
The Teacher: Condom Ke Istemal Se Koi Problem Nahin Hota. Is se Aap Safe Bhi Rahte Hain Aur Sex Ke Anand Mein Bhi Koi Phark Nahin Padta.... - Mating Dogs Three housewives were walking in a park.
They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.
Doctor`s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies... - The Animal Sounds Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha: Pappu, Aaj Main Tumhara Test Lungi. Main Jis Jis Janwar Ka Naam Bolungi Tum Uski Awaj Nikal Ke Dikhana.
Pappu: Ji Madam.... - Hriday Parivartan Bhosadika Whatsapp Ke Chakkar Mein Poora Dimaag Satak Gaya Hai.
Ek second Mein Mijaaj Shayaraana Ho Jaayega,
Agle Hi Second Mein Desh Bhakti Jaag Jaayegi...
