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The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
Robert: "The artwork."
Teacher: "Very good. And you, Peter?"
Peter: "Her Boobs and tits!"
Teacher: "Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall! And you, Little Johnny?"
Johnny: "I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."
- Refuge Under The Skirt A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, and asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I`ll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two millitary police ran up and asked... - Grumpy Family! Eight year old Little Johnny asked his mother the age-old question:
"How did I get here?"
His mother told him, "God sent you."
"And my cousin... - A Visit to the Gynecologist A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her...
- Words of Wisdom! Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!
Screw a girl and she`ll love you... - Purple Knob!!! Mary, a shy virgin was discussing her worries about her up-coming marriage to Paddy, with the parish priest.
"He dropped his trousers last night Father, he has a thing between his legs...
