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"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did - though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
- Interviewer: Tumhari abilities kya hain?
Girl: Young hun, Dynamic hun, Sincere hun, Honest hun, Hardworking hun, Qualified hun, Experienced hun, Deserving hun... - Child's Custody! The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour I brought the child into this world with Pain and Labour, so it should be in My Custody... - My First Sky Dive... A US women soldier was telling her friends about her first Sky dive. "When I got to the door of the plane and looked down 20,000 feet below, I froze and couldn`t...
- Giver of Life! A priest and a nun went on weekly visits to their parishioners out in the desert in a camel. They lost their way and the camel died.
"Great!" Said the nun... - Johnny's Future Plans... Teacher: John! What do you want to be when you grow up.
John: I want to be a rich man who will be spending money on new phones, laptops moving around with cars...
