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On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read, `Goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!
The groom not be left behind instantly writes back, `Guarantee voids if seal is broken`.
- Three elderly sisters! Three elderly sisters live together -- a 96-year-old, a 94-year-old, and a 92-year-old. The oldest sister decides to take a bath, but when she puts her foot in the water, she pauses. She calls to her middle sister...
- A little too big! A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him.
The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: '7 foot tall, 350 pounds, Turner Brown'.
The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up... - The aliens! Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it ' Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader'.
The gas pump of course did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting and there was still... - Impressing a man and a woman! HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress... - Black box! Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, 'Please prepare for a crash landing!'
The first lady put on all her jewellery. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions.
The first lady said, 'Well when they come to rescue...