Any Relation?

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    The young Swedish-American couple, having the same last names, went to the marriage license bureau. The clerk began to fill out the license form.

    "Your name?" he asked the prospective bride-groom.

    "Ole Yonson."

    "And your name?" the clerk asked the bride-to-be. "Hilda Yonson."

    "Any relation?" asked the clerk.

    "Yust vunce," Hilda blushed. "Ve couldn't vait."
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