| An elderly couple, James and Sarah, are "snowbirds" in Texas. James always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Sarah looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated James storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?" Sarah looks up and says, "What's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, James yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down? It's hanging down because it'd looking at my new Cowboy Boots!" To which Sarah replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, honey. Shoulda bought a hat." |
| An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Wyoming. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"v Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging Down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."v Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope," she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat." |
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