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This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs & comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that`s some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That`s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now & yells back, "Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!"
- Checking antecedents... An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.
But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her antecedents... - Thes interns!! A cute little Nurse is walking along a hospital corridor with one of her breasts exposed.The Nurse Incharge spots her and berates her for her...
- Indecent Exposure? A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, 'Madam, are you aware that I could cite you for - So here I sit, in all my glory... Lend me an ear, and I`ll tell ya a story...
Once I had a wife--she was such a dear,
Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared!
Now there she sits , for hours... - Some more Qs and As? Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Q: What`s the difference between sin and shame?
Q: What` the speed limit of sex?
