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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains.
"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?"
"Not if you want to watch TV there ain't
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"What size?" asked the blonde, pharmacist`s assistant, sweetly.
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