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"I``ve had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I``m filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?" asked his partner. "I found her supply of birth control pills," said the first.
"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can``t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."
"It ain``t just that," stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five years ago."
- Inflation! A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady...
- Good News! A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods.
"Well, Mrs. Appleby," smiled her doctor... - Good Sport John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago... - First Date The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date.
"Do you like to screw... - Dead Rooster A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers...
