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A honeymoon couple returned home barely on speaking terms.
The best man asked the groom what the problem was.
The groom explained: ''After making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a 50 dollar bill on the pillow without thinking.''
''Don't worry,'' said the groom reassuringly. ''She'll get over it. She surely didn't think you've been saving yourself all these years?''
''Maybe,'' said the groom, ''but I don't know if I'll get over it - she gave me 20 dollars change!''
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No = Yes.
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