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Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband.
Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night My Experiments with Truth. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.
Wife: What was the result?
Husband: I realised that I'm not a Mahatma!
- Breast Enlargement A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say...
- Santa on a Date Santa walks into a bar ordered two shots of vodka. He drank the first and poured the second over his right hand.
Then he ordered another two shots of vodka... - Different professions, Different Instruction, Same Interest... Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."
Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still.... - Cream and Sugar! A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner...
- Sexual urge! On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, "Since we`re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this...
