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Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy.
"What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively.
"Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"
- Head Nurse! A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his friend all about his experience.
"The hospital I was in was very specialized."
"How so ?" asked his friend.
"They had a food nurse... - Who Do You Love More ? Girl: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Family Se Zyada Chahte Ho???
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyun...?
Boy: Jab Main Paida Hua Toh Meri Maa Ne Musibat Jheli.
Jab Bada Hone Laga Toh... - Nude Painting Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he`d been recommended to paint him in the nude.
"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that... - Lick her Lock One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
- Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting....