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Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.
Husband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night 'My experiments with truth'. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same....
Wife: What was the result..????
Husband: I realized that I'm not Gandhi bapu... I am Asaram bapu.
- Love-Starved Julie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the Lonely Hearts...
- Too Shy!!! During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can`t undress... - Fourth Marriage! Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said...
- Streaker in a Gym!!! Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head...
- Old Lady A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a Pound 20 note fell out onto the pavement...
