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Two women are havin a conversation about their guys wen the first 1 says.... `My bloke said he fantasised about havin 2 girls at once`.
The other replies `Dear, most blokes do. What did u tell him ?????????`
I said, `If you cant satisfy 1 woman ..Why why did you wanna piss off 2 ?????
- Emblem! Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party`s political stance.
A condom stands up to... - Advance medicine! An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said 'That`s nothing! In Germany, we can take... - Diagnostic computer! One day, a man complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.
'His friend said, ' Don`t do that. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose... - The icing on the cake! A little boy and his mom are walking throw the park and saw two teenagers doing it on a park bench.
The boy asked his mom, mommy what are they doing. She said oh honey they`re baking cakes.
The next day they go to the zoo... - Satisfaction! A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the...
