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When a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW ....
- Jumping to Conclusion! The owner of a big company hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 14th floor office.
Police: Who was there at that time in the room... - A Winking Salesman! A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer... - The Honeymoon Prank! The wedding date was set and the groom's 3 friends, who were a Carpenter, an Electrician and a Dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night...
- The Whistling Pussy? Santa while traveling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman's legs and saw that she wasn't wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable...
- The Prisoners 4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, "Iif there was a cat in here I'd fuck it till it dies...