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A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms.
The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?"
The guy said, "Good, I'll take a box."
A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity section.
The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."
The clerk asked, "What bust?"
To which he replied, "One of the goddamm blue ones!"
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Oversized! A former prostitute with a rather well used vagina that has been somewhat stretched, is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night...