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A woman sought help from her doctor.
"All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said. "And he's right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return for a visit in two weeks. After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling into his office.
"Those pills were great Doctor, I'm doing it twice a night now, sometimes even three times."
"That's wonderful," said the doctor, "What does you husband say now?"
"I don't know, Doctor," she replied. "He has been away on a business trip for the past two weeks."
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"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
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"Twenty Euros," she whispers.
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