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A father shows up at his daughter's home and finds his son-in-law angrily packing his bags.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"I texted her that I was coming home today from my golfing trip. And what did I find when I walked through the door? Her making out with Joe Murphy! I'm leaving!"
"Now, calm down," says his father-in-law. "There must be a simple explanation. I'll find out what happened."
Moments later, he reappears. "I told you there was a simple explanation, and there is," he says. "She never got your text."
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