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Sales Guy was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife.
Sales Guy: So it's between the 32 and the 34 inch TV, right?
Husband: Yes, but I don't understand the difference between them.
Sales Guy: Well, they have the same specifications all the way down the line. One is just bigger.
Husband: Who in the hell would pay almost Rs.10,000 more for two more inches?
Wife: I would!
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