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A Survey Conducted Among Women Gave The Below Results.
"A" Were The Answers Given By Un-Married Women And "B" Are The Answers Given By Married Women.
Q: What Is The One Thing That Pierces A Woman Hard, When She Hugs A Man?
A. PENIS
B. Unshaved Facial Hair.
Q: What Is The Most Painful Experience During Sex?
A. Beginning Of Intercourse.
B. When My Hair Gets Entangled.
Q: How Long Does An Intercourse Last?
A. Around One Hour.
B. Just About 6 Mins.
Q: One Thing That A Woman Hates About Sex?
A. Risk Of Pregnancy.
B. The Cleaning Up.
Q: What Do Men Hate Most In A Woman's Body?
A. Body Odour / Unwanted Hair / Flab.
B. Menstruation.
Q: Which Is The One Part Of Woman's Body That Can Get Her Into Trouble?
A. P***Y.
B. Tongue.
Q: What Is The One Quality That A Man Likes In A Woman?
A. Simplicity/intelligence/ Understanding.
B. Cooking.
Q: When Is A Man In Maximum Mood For Sex?
A. At Night/when Naked.
B. Those 5 Days.
Q: Which Part Of A Woman's Body Is Most Liked By Men?
A. Breasts/waist/face/eyes.
B. Closed Mouth.
Q: When Is A Man, Not In Mood To Have Sex?
A. When He Is Sick/ Tired / Upset.
B. When He Is Hungry.
Q: When Is A Man, Very Kind To His Wife?
A. When He Needs Help/ When Aroused.
B. In Front Of Other Women.
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