| A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a videotape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching TV. In the middle of one of the shows, the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend oral sex. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce." |
| Old farmer Michael was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife, "Susan, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Joe." "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies. "But I want you to, Susan." "But why?' Susan asks. "Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!" |