| A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, "Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he`s immediately on her like a bass on a June bug. They make love like never before. She was screaming and gyrating and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband`s surprise, she fainted! After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darling`, you sure never moved like that forty years ago or anytime since, that I can remember." The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty Years ago that damn fence wasn`t ELECTRIC!!!" |
| A guy and his girlfriend are walking home from the bar one night and start having sex up against a fence. Suddenly the fence gives way and they both fall into a garden. The owner of the house comes out, looks at them and says, "You're gonna pay for that!" The guy says to his girlfriend, "What do you think, wanna go halves on the cost?" "Why should I pay?" says his girlfriend. "I was pushing the other way!" |