| The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars. "Dear." Asked the somewhat impatient husband, "Aren t you coming to bed?" "No," she announced. "My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don t want to miss a single minute of it. |
| On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy Joe, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very sexy lingerie. "Hey Billy Joe, come in off the balcony and see what I have waiting for you to savor for the first time" she said coyly. "No thanks, I want to sit out here," he said. So Daisy sat down brushing her golden hair for 10 minutes after which she invited Billy Joe once more to come in off the balcony to take pleasure of her virginal body. Once more he refused. Eventually Daisy grew tired of waiting and she retired to the wedding bed and fell asleep. In the morning, she awoke to find him still sitting on the balcony. "Why did you spend the whole night out there when you could have been making love all night?" she asked. "Well my pa said the first night of my marriage would be the most beautiful night of my whole life and I didn't want to miss a moment of it." |